Ok, So if you know anything about me, you know the most RANDOM and Awkward things ALWAYS happen to me. This is something so embarrassing that happened to me at work...
No shyt there I was, sitting at my desk working diligently when I got an instant message from my "work spouse" ::PAUSE:: (For clarification, my work spouse is just a friend that started working the same day I did. We always go to lunch together and we look out for each other. However, despite what people may think there is NO romantic relationship between us, he just goes to get my work supplies...LOL) :::UnPause:: I get an instant message from him saying "FCK I spilled BBQ sauce on my khakis, it's in the crotch area and I have to greet clients in 1hr, do you have a Shout wipes?" So I reply "yes, I'll bring it up to you." So he replies "Meet in the back hallway by the elevators."
Now mind you "Work Spouse" is dating this chick here who doesn't like me because she swears something is going between us and rags on him ALLLLLLL the time about me. Well I mean rightfully so, I wouldn't trust my man around such a pretty girl like myself either!(insert cocky statement here) LOL! Just joking!
So anyway I'm walking down the back hall thinking to myself why would he want me to come back here. This is the hall where they escort all our "important clients" into the building so it's like nobody ever goes back there. I see him hiding behind this counter across from the elevator that is like waist level because I guess he doesn't want anyone to see his pants. Now if you KNOW me, you know that I am ALWAYS animated, LOUD, and dramatic so imagine how I react to this.....
I step around the counter, bend my head down, astonished by how big the stain is I say "OMG IT'S SOOO BIG!!!" Right as I say that the doors to the elevator open up and standing in the shaft are his clients escorted by the chick he is dating!!! He grabbed me by the arm swoops me up so fast that he dang on near broke my arm. I turned and looked towards the elevator and I am MORTIFIED! LMAO!!!!!!
Can we say aawwwwwkwaaaaard!
-Lusty
